Voices

You know when you hear someone with a bit of a throaty voice that makes you think, "They must be pretty cool, they must have led some form of interesting life?" Well that is why I quite like having a sore throat on occasion.

Admittedly, when you first wake up it does hurt a bit, but when you talk you get that hint of gruffness in your voice that makes people think, "His voice is good. He must have done something good with his life. I bet he once worked on a market stall in Bratislava."

Jokes on them though, I just have a sore throat. I'm not interesting at all.