What I Have Learnt In The Last 24 Hours

1. Screech Powers is a twat.

2. I am quite magnificent at doing impressions of Screech Powers' Mum... what a shame there will so little demand for it because it is sensational, even if I say so myself.

3. If you don't buy tickets for a 'Play Your Cards Right' game in a pub, you will be frowned upon.

4. Posts like this for your blog seem a whole lot better when you are thinking about them on the way home from the pub.