Food
The worst foodstuff is definitely a bag of McCoys crisps. I hear gasps at that statement. I hear cries of, "No, McCoys are delicious." Don't worry I agree. They are delicious. But, the problem with McCoys is that no-one ever turns one down.
If abiding by the law of crisp eating, that you must offer one to anyone not eating within a 5 yard radius, then you will find yourself giving away many, many potato chips. They are bloody lovely though, so they still have to be consumed at whatever cost (I don't mean monetary cost, I mean whatver the type of cost is when you lose crisps to fellow man.)
What else do I have to say about food? I had some micro chips today for the first time in a long time. Crinkle cut. 4 boxes in return for a one pound coin. They were pretty nice. I'd recommend having two boxes at the same time though as you don't get many in one box. I'd go out on a limb and say not even enough for a chip butty.
What do the yanks call chip butties? Fry sandwiches? I bet they don't even eat fry sandwiches. Further proof that Americans are idiots and George Bush is a cunt. I don't actually think George Bush is a cunt, but I have noticed it is the easiest way to win friends and popularity to say he is one.
What else do I have to say about food? I like brussel sprouts. That's a bit of a shocking statement, I grant you. I don't know anyone else who likes brussel sprouts, so I am clearly in the wrong, but I like them.
What else do I have to say about food? I ate some salmon today. It was rather beautiful, I must admit. I actually bought it myself with money and interaction with checkout staff and all that palaver. It was £4.33 for two salmon steaks with parsley. I'm not actually sure what the parsley did and whether it was factored into the price, but I'm glad I bought it. I had been tempted by some 'Salmon Cuttings' which were 66p and you got a right bagful for your money. It did look bloody horrible though. I think it might have been designed to give to cats or tigers if you have them.
The problem with eating fish is the potential for bones being present. Now I aren't bothered about that personally as I am usually pretty careful when eating it to ensure I aren't eating any bones. The worry for me is that someone else you are eating with is going to choke on a bone and my lack of first aid skills is going to prove costly.
What else do I have to say about food? Nothing.
If abiding by the law of crisp eating, that you must offer one to anyone not eating within a 5 yard radius, then you will find yourself giving away many, many potato chips. They are bloody lovely though, so they still have to be consumed at whatever cost (I don't mean monetary cost, I mean whatver the type of cost is when you lose crisps to fellow man.)
What else do I have to say about food? I had some micro chips today for the first time in a long time. Crinkle cut. 4 boxes in return for a one pound coin. They were pretty nice. I'd recommend having two boxes at the same time though as you don't get many in one box. I'd go out on a limb and say not even enough for a chip butty.
What do the yanks call chip butties? Fry sandwiches? I bet they don't even eat fry sandwiches. Further proof that Americans are idiots and George Bush is a cunt. I don't actually think George Bush is a cunt, but I have noticed it is the easiest way to win friends and popularity to say he is one.
What else do I have to say about food? I like brussel sprouts. That's a bit of a shocking statement, I grant you. I don't know anyone else who likes brussel sprouts, so I am clearly in the wrong, but I like them.
What else do I have to say about food? I ate some salmon today. It was rather beautiful, I must admit. I actually bought it myself with money and interaction with checkout staff and all that palaver. It was £4.33 for two salmon steaks with parsley. I'm not actually sure what the parsley did and whether it was factored into the price, but I'm glad I bought it. I had been tempted by some 'Salmon Cuttings' which were 66p and you got a right bagful for your money. It did look bloody horrible though. I think it might have been designed to give to cats or tigers if you have them.
The problem with eating fish is the potential for bones being present. Now I aren't bothered about that personally as I am usually pretty careful when eating it to ensure I aren't eating any bones. The worry for me is that someone else you are eating with is going to choke on a bone and my lack of first aid skills is going to prove costly.
What else do I have to say about food? Nothing.
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