Emmerdale Farm

I was watching Emmerdale Farm last night. In the episode Woolpack barman, Bob Hope attempted to run down local rich man, Tom King, in his automobile. I would go into more detail, but it isn't important to what I want to say. And besides, if you don't watch Emmerdale Farm, I think it's about time you had a sit down and think about where you life is at and heading.

Anyhow, after avoiding death, Tom King whipped out his mobile phone and dialled 999. The emergency services. The conversation from King's side went as follows:

"Hello, Tom King. Someone's just tried to murder me."

This is where the writers left it for us faithful viewers. I can only speculate as to how the conversation developed, but I imagine this was pretty much it:

"Hello, Tom King. Someone's just tried to murder me."

"OK, what has happened and where are you?"

"Bob Hope has just tried to run me down because he blames me for the death of his daughter."

"Bob Hope eh?... OK. We can send the police. Where are you?"

"Outside The Woolpack Inn, Emmerdale"

"Is this a krank call?"