Perception

I am very much looking forward to being rich. Rich people get respected for anything they do.

At the moment I am considered a bum. Rightly. I agree, I am a bum. But, if I was to just do one thing that made me rich and went back to being a bum, I would no longer be considered a bum. People would think, "Look at that lad, he's loaded and sits on his arse watching Family Fortunes on Challenge TV. He knows how to play the game."

It is a similar situation to the difference between good looking men and ugly bastards, as they are technically known.

I guarantee you that if a good looking man follows a girl home with a red rose and presents her with it, she will fall into his arms and perhaps kiss him on the lips. She will then ring up all her friends excitedly and they will love the sound of it all. A Hollywood feature film will probably be made about it.

If someone with a wart on his right cheek, or someone with crusty lips and a speech impediment was to do the same thing, the police would definitely be involved and injunction orders would be issued.