The Students Are Revolting
There are some things that I wish I could explain, but I just can't. Whenever I hear a student say the word 'Uni' it makes my blood boil to such an extent that I would genuinely rather be shaking hands with Hitler or some other bad man from the past like Richard Hillman or someone.
I don't what it is about the word 'Uni' but it just sounds very gay and annoying to me. Students in general are twats as we know. I used to be one, and they destroyed my faith in mankind for good then. I was the exception to the rule of course. I was a class act even back then.
Listening to students have conversations is particularly nauseating. Listening to them whinge about having to stand up on a bus or something equally unimportant riles me, as does their insistence to talk with fascination about what they and their friends Barney and Rupert got up to last night in some shit pub that was clearly created for the depressed to go and drink away their troubles.
The worst of all though is female students with their accents from some undescript place. I can just about bear male students as I can just try and blank their existence from memory. But, some of the lasses I would like to bum, and then I hear them talk and I am just left with a destroyed heart.
Of course though, the great thing about student populations is the high percentage of young totty, and if just say 10% are decent people (OK, a bit of an optimistic aim) then you have probably your best chance of meeting a young hotty who is alright as well.
I don't what it is about the word 'Uni' but it just sounds very gay and annoying to me. Students in general are twats as we know. I used to be one, and they destroyed my faith in mankind for good then. I was the exception to the rule of course. I was a class act even back then.
Listening to students have conversations is particularly nauseating. Listening to them whinge about having to stand up on a bus or something equally unimportant riles me, as does their insistence to talk with fascination about what they and their friends Barney and Rupert got up to last night in some shit pub that was clearly created for the depressed to go and drink away their troubles.
The worst of all though is female students with their accents from some undescript place. I can just about bear male students as I can just try and blank their existence from memory. But, some of the lasses I would like to bum, and then I hear them talk and I am just left with a destroyed heart.
Of course though, the great thing about student populations is the high percentage of young totty, and if just say 10% are decent people (OK, a bit of an optimistic aim) then you have probably your best chance of meeting a young hotty who is alright as well.
posted by Rodney at 6:49 AM
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